So I was at a comedy club last friday and I went up to pee. The comedian looked at me, I gave him two thumbs up, and he asked if he wanted me to wait for him to continue. I said yeah, I’ll be right back…so I did. I went pee and came back. Then people were cheering my return. It was glorious. And he continued his set. Apparently he didn’t say anything while I was peeing. I don’t know about you…but it’s funny. I’m not saying you’re funny. Just saying that it was a weird experience. Not like having a cat lick your nose or the first time you’ve had ice cream but just one of those weird ones. So yeah…guess you had to be there.

